How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

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chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

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Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

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Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

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Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

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How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

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hi mom

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"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

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What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

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What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

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What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

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Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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