- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

well, I'm dying of AIDS, so....

What did the African Man get in Africa Aids

you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

A whale's vagina

But I like being mean and angry! Nevermind, 158 according to Mensa`s standard bullshit test (my wife got 160, I remember we argued a lot over it because I kept insisting they would not use the same predictable pattern again... I overestimated them wildly I can make more advanced stuff than they can, and in no way do I consider myself "The worlds elite required to ensue the future survival and salvation of mankind`s finest and fittest" those fucking arrogant suckers,,,) Below average in any test including American presidents and historical events. Aaand about 450 in any bullshit online test which then offers you "more accurate tests" which cost money and probably destroys the fake confidence any idiot buying such a test in the first place might have built up,

A Jewish, Italian, and Russian man are stranded on an island. Eventually the Russian man dies from heatstroke, leaving the other two to decide whether or not to feast on his remains. The Italian eventually goes mad and tries to murder the Jewish man who is forced to defend himself and kill his remaining friend. Shortly after, the Jewish man is eventually rescued by a passing German vessel after suffering severe dehydration and malnourishment and hanging on only by his faith in God. As they are leading him to safety, the Jewish man eventually summons the strength to tell his saviors about the horrible things he has done and all he has gone through, not knowing if he'll ever be able to forgive himself. His German rescuers take one awkward look at him, and don't know what to say to help him, leading afterwards to several years of PTSD therapy and rehabilitation.

Two chairs were sitting there. One chair says "Could you pass me that cup?" The other chair says "Oh my God a talking chair!"

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

what's worse than finding mommy kissing santa clause ? slave trading

Did you hear about the guys who wanted to go to Hawaii??? They didn't go!

Your mom is so fat, that when she went to the doctor, the doctor told her she had Type II Diabetes.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

When life hands you lemons, you should question your sanity

i am an inbred jew who likes penis up my bum ~Nathan Barras

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his whole family

What's the difference between a duck?

How do you stop your child from picking his nose? Cut his hands off

There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

Your mom is so fat that when she went to the Doctors, He said she was slightly over weight

what smells worse then shit Drew White

Yo momma's so bulimic, and there's nothing funny about it at all.

knock knock "who's there?" "me, the person who knocked..duh"

ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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