Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

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why did the dentist quit his job because he had saved up enough money for his retirement

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Uhh, yeah, some of it, I mean people never looked me in the eyes on the buss really, I dunno,if you think I am pretty maybe it is just your opinion or something, but thanks, you are hones and its nice. Never been out drinking, I am you know, kinda nerdy, I just prefer hanging out with friends at home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

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Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer really isn't that important.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because seven, eight, nine.

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What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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Ron Paul for President!

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What's brown and sticky? The british econonic system from 2 May 1997 to 27 June 2007.

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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hi

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There's a black guy and a white guy standing in a bar, surprisingly the black guy doesn't die. This isn't a racist joke.

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What did the toaster say to the raisin? Nothing. The toaster was mute and the raisin had lost his hearing in a terrible full-contact origami accident.

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Why did the woman not make her husband a sandwich? Because he died in 9/11

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obama

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There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Whats the difference between black and white. Nothing they're both colors.

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if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

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Anti Joke

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