- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic. And so am I!

Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

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Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

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