When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

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Do your parents know you're gay?

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

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Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

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Chad Wolbert is retarded.

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Patriarchy.

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Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

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Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

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What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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Hey guess what! We're birthday buddies! May 3rd.. Yeah that's why you should give me 5 bucks.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible

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SCP-009-J is missing. Where has it gone? Is it under the table? Was it sat upon? Is it there on the ceiling? Is it under the rug? Was it gobbled right up by a quantum pillbug? Did it run through the tunnel? Did it fall down the stair? Was it sent back in time to a carnival fair? Did it get on a train to a far-away place? Is it locked in a falsified beacon from space? Did it fall in the oobleck and [DATA EXPUNGED]? If it clogged up the sink, will it have to be plunged? Just where has SCP-009-J gotten to? Oh wait, that's right! SCP-009-J is you!

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What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

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What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? Unitelligent, because bison do not have the ability to purchase things with money so it will most likely just eat the money.

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whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

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What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

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a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

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Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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