Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

one day i went to bed

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

whats purple and savage? Barney!

who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

Why did Gus go to the HC? Because he got high off his ass.

How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

Who is blue and smells like green paint? Matt Daly

Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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