What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

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What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

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What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

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What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

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Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

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why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

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Dylan is a person

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A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

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Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

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Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

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No, Trinidad.

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Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

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What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

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Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

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What do you call a man who buys flowers, chocolates, and new jewelry for his wife? A kind, considerate husband.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he coudn't find his tractor? A: "where's my tractor?"

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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