Penisland

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What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

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A man with short term memory loss loses his memory every day. His last memory before his accident is the day he escaped this hostpital and murdered a family of five. He continues to do this every day and he is known in Mexico as cincochico.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

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One watermelon said the the other watermelon, "you are looking mighty plump today", the other watermelon didn't say anything because watermelons cant talk

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*******A CELL JOKE******* Mommy Ribosome and Daddy Mitochondria are watching baby nucleus play around in the cytoplasm, when all the sudden baby nucleus falls down and breaks its cell wall. Mommy ribosome is like freaking out like, "OH NO< WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WE NEED TO TAKE HER TO THE E.R.". Then Daddy Mitochondria says, "The smooth ER or the rough ER???"

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

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What'sucks and white Jackson

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Wh did Steve Jobs invent the iPhone? Because he was smart.

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Whats faster that a Mexican with your TV? A speeding bullet.

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Jimmy and Ted are racing each other at the end ov the street. Jimmy is taller and thinner but Ted has more endurance. Who wins the race? A: the drunk driver

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why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

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Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

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How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

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Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

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What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

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What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

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what did the shark do when he died.....

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Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

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How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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