- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

An Asian walks out of the library.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

What is the difference between a mom and a dad? One is a mom and the other is a dad. Why couldn't Fred see the board? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

What did the man without a tongue say...

A gentleman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" The gentleman replys that he would like a beer. After the bartender fulfils the gentleman's order, the gentleman drinks his beer and enjoys it.

Black people

Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

An Asian fails their maths exam.

A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

Why is a budgie Because the other leg is yellow

There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

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