what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

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Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

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What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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John Rustenburg at the dinner table

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Dear crush, I want to drink you

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

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A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time is irrelevant in this scenario because if this question is based in the United States it is highly unlikely an elephant will be near a fence you own, let alone sit on it, an activity rarely done by elephants and usually projected by humans onto other animals.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

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Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

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Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

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Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

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-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

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How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

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An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

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a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

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Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

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Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

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What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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