In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

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did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

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What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

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Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

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knock knock Labrinth come in

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A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

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A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

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A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

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what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

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Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

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civil rights

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pickle sniffer

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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