- Anti Joke

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

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