a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

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A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

three men get stranded on a island and cannibals find them and they say go find 3 fruits and come back. first guy comes back with three apples and they say we will shuve them in your rectum and if you scream we will kill you he screams he dies. second guy comes back with grapes and he laughs before they can start. and in heaven the first guy says why did you laugh and he says there voices are funny.

Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

Your mom.

What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

Women.

What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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