Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

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Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

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Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

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Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

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So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

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How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

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whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

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What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

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What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

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What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

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A drunk is pissing on the plaza and the cop stands next to him and says, very nice. The drunk says, that's what she said. : )

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Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

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maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

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Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" *Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.*

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There is a cat with a collar animal control takes of the coller and and says who cares it's not Our fault there cat is an outdoor cat the girl who lost her cat was crying all year long spending all her money wishing for her cat back and wishing that there was no such thing as animal control That girl was me and I'm against animal control

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What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

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im black

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Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

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Nicolas Cage's acting.

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What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

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Whats better than 24? 25.

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Anti Joke

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