- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

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Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

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Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

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