Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

0 + 0 = 0

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

ugh good riddance

A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

A handicapp walks into a bar

A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

Kid: mom what happens when grandpa farts? Mom: well son... Everyone leaves the room

Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

So. The gays. ...

A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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