how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

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whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

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What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

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Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

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Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

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im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

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If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

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POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

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is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

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What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

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What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

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And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

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fkda

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

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Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

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Women's rights.

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(Family sat down at table) *Child goes to start a story* - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

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what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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Anti Joke

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