I like hats XD!

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Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

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What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

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There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

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Penisland

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Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

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Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

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A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

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what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

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Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

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Why did I put the baby into the blender feet first? So I could see its facial expression

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hi im paul ! im an alien :D tyuioyt5rtyuikfuhgdehjdhfghjhgfjjhfjfjdjdjd i pe out of my finger :D

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What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

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Q. What's louder than one dinosaur? A. A whole bunch of dinosaurs.

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why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

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A Jew walks into a Furness

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so there are 3 people who have heard of this magical cliff; theyre names are harry, dick, and joe. how the cliff works is that when you jump off you turn into whatever you say as you jump. first harry jumps off and yells plane, he turns into a plane and flys off. next dick jumps off and yells bird he turns into a bird and flys off. finally joe steps up to the cliff as he was walking he trips and falls as hes falling he yells HARRY DICK he than hits the ground and dies. everyone mourned for such a well respected individual.

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whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

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A man was getting surgery on his knee and the surgeon accidentally left a knife in his leg. The man's leg was severely infected and he proceeded to die in the following weeks. His family will mourn this loss for years to come.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

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Q: Why don't gingers have souls? A:Ginger is a root that consumed whole as a delicacy, medicine, or spice. Why would it have a soul?

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what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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