Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

why do i want to get raped because then its not rape

If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese

a retard lost...

roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

My pet rock died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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