- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

How many dislikes can this get?

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

why do you care?

What is the best part about football The scoring

How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

I'm gay. No homo.

Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

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A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

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