What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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Win and Beau have no friends

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fart+fart=poop

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

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- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

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why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

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Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

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A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

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hi corey

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I saw a chameleon. Then it died

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Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

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An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

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[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

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why am i on this site? cause its funny

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A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

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how did little johnny die? i killed him

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Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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What did God say to the snake when the Snake decided to ignore God and just give Eve the apples? Snake what are you doing? Answer me, SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! *DUN DUN DURUDUN! DU DU DUN! *gunshot* Moral: I just hate thumbs ups, and the comments where I omit this receives those horrible green thumbs instead of them sexy red ones, so there goes.

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What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

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What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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