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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

An asian without a future.

Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

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