- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

the cast of the jersey shore

Get in the Batmobile.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

A horse cantered into a bar.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

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