- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

women have rights

What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a new hat

Knock, Knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The inter- You have cancer

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

What do you call a black man? Jamal

how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

Matt Damon

I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

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What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

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