what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

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Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

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Why did the boy drop his Ice cream? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him.

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I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

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Bake until golden at 375

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why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

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What's black and twelve inches long? A Maglite.

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Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

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Knock Knock.

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what smells worse then shit Drew White

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Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

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What did the person do at the stop sign? Stop

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A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

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If life gives you melons you're dyslexic.

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The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

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What did the cancer patient say after the little boy told him a funny joke? I'm dying

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

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Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

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What's the difference between dogs and humans? 8.

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