Hi my name is Jim

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What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

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So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

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What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Why can't Kevin run with scissors? Because he killed himself.

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What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

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Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

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Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

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What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

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A blonde walked into a phone pole.

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So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

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Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

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what is sticky and brown?a stick

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

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A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

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How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! *put hand about an inch and half off the ground* I mow it about every ozher week

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What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

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Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

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There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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