What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

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Snooki want smoosh smoosh

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

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what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

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how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

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2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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whats purple and savage? Barney!

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Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

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Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

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What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

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Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

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A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

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Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

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Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

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Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

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do you want to hear a joke?

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Enchilada

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Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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