whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

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What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

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Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

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What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

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Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

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What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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Society has given up on chairs that spin.

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a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

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wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

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Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

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When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

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Yo mamas so fat

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Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

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A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

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What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

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Penis

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What's really weird? It's you Greg!

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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