Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

Women's rights.

What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

Your time.

What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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