A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

can't wait until the baby boomers die

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

Like if you like big tits.

How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

ecks! why zee?

want a balloon? yeah

Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

Smart Blondes

what colour is a frog green you idiot

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

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What did the colonel say to the soldier before he got into the army tank? Get in.

whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

Why did the baby die? Abortion

Hey I just meet you And this is crazy I took bath salts Your face looks tasty

Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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