Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

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what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

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You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

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An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday. Nothing. Get it: He lived a life along with a giant family and on christmas eve 2012 he broke his kneecap and was in the E.R. He got out of the hospital on christmas only to come home to find a burning house; his house. Every member in his family died except for him as they were all in the house when it caught on fire. The house completely burnt and crumbled, and that is why he is homeless.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

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What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

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Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

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( o Y o )

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What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

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George Bush does not care about black people.

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PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

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A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

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Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

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White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

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Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

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A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

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