Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

I ate a pancake for breakfast not

What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

wanna hear a joke: women's rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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