Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

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What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

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Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

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There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

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What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

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What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

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Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

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A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

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how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

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Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

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What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

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Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

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what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

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Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

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What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

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"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

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Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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