knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

what's shaped like a tree? a tree

Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

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yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

Spinabifita

what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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