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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts". The Doctor then tells him, "You have an infection called conjunctivitis, also known as pinkeye"

What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

A blind man walks into a bar

A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

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What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

get on your knees and make a donut face:)

What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

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