- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

my namew is jd

why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

verry nice how mUCH?

1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

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