How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

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Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

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I tell an anti joke!.

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two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

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yo momma so fat that she's fat

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

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What is it called when a Native American Indian man smacks a woman in the face for cheating on him? In police code it's called a "273D Domestic violence - Felony" most likely involving an insecure man with control problems simply adding to the stereotype that Native American's are drunk, abusive and domestically violent people.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What do you call a Jew in Harlem? It depends on what his name is. I advise procuring a polite introduction from a mutual acquaintance.

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- *Commits Suicide*

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

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why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

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YOLO MAH BROLO

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Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

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What does A duck smoke? Quack

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So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

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why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

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What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

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Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

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knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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