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Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Open the fucking door. Open it! This is a fucking robbery. This is not a fucking joke. Get down on the ground. Shut that baby up. Shut that fucking baby up! Now! Get on the fucking ground or I swear to Christ I will fucking end your life. Tell the kids to go to their room. Do it. Do it, you fucking bitch! Where's the fucking jewelry? You got any money stashed anywhere? Come on, I know it's here. Keys? Your husband got any guns? Give me everything valuable or I swear to god, I will fucking murder you in front of your son. The woman was brutally raped for hours.

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a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

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1 + 1 = 3

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What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

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What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

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What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

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Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

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JEWS

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Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

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If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

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So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

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What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

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The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

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What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

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general tso's broccoli

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whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

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Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

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