- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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whats brown and smells like shit shit

what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

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