- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

whats green and lives in the water

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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