- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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