Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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Whats worse than suicide? death

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there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

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Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

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How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

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a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

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sky silverstein

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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