- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

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