- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Your big dick.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

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