A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

Im about to rewrite History....... History

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

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