- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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