- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

Women's rights

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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