- Anti Joke

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Meanwhile in the basement...an elderly man, who lives a lone and whose children lead their own lives and dont have much time for him, lies on the ground unable to move after having falling down the stairs. He has been there for 2 days. He is frightened and confused, he hears someone knocking and his hopes perk up, he tries to call but due to lack of water his mouths is too dry to do so. He sobs in frustration. Knock Knock [Silence] The old man cries, aware of his fate.

Uh... Justin, the most pointless man... I gotta cringe for a moment, I don't want to be mean here, but I think my body cell total opinion pool dropped a large quantity there, its not that I do not want you anymore, but, my body`s mass body cell total is kinda denying me... Actually I am denying IT... ACTUALLY WE ARE DENYING EACH OTHER, (which is totally awesome, united denial fighting against one another FOR DENYING THE MOST! BECAUSE COOPERATION IS FOR PUSSIES!) Anyway, hell I am dead tired, oh yeah, Justin... Man, Uh, who where you again?

Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

What did a boy dying from cancer get for Christmas? The news that his cancer progressed and he would soon die. He underwent a surgery that got rid of the cancer and he was cured. He ran out of the hospital in excitement and got hit by a bus. He recovered slowly, but lived. By this time it was June and his birthday, he returned to school later that year. He got called fat and committed suicide.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

Micheal Curran...that is all.

Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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