thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

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good looking women

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Sarah Palin.

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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