Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

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Women's rights

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Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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